Ranma 1/2: The Indians Cometh

Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 is property of Rumiko Takahashi. I just had too much time on my hand and decided to write this. This is non profit and only for entertainment. All characters you do not recognize from the original series are copy right of me. With that being said, read on.

:,: Characters thinking
[,] Characters talking in Cherokee language

The sun rose in the mountains but no one in there was happy. "Our Village!" A voice cried. his hair was brown, what little hair he had since he's shaved most of it off. On his head was a feathered headdress. Behind him, another boy came up behind him. At first he wore on his head, the head of a wolf. But took it off to reveal his blonde hair. Both had green eyes.

"I don't believe it." He muttered. Another boy removed an Elks head from his own and a girl with a fox claw on her neck soon came up behind them. Finally, one last boy came up between them, wearing bearskins.

[Soaring Eagle, where's the Chief?] The last boy asked. Their eyes widened in horror. [Netima Sakima!] They all called.

Finally out of the ruble crawled a small old man. [Over here!] The old man called.

They all ran to him and sat down. [Great Chief, what do we do now? Our village is destroyed.]

The old man pulled out a piece of paper. [I know. And if we are not out of here by tomorrow, Shity beetle will use us as slaves.] All hung their heads low. [I have a plan, though.] The chief said. Their heads snapped up. [I have an old friend in Japan who always told me if I needed anything to just tell him. I'm sure he would let us come live with him.] The five young ones nodded, but they did not look too happy. [Soaring Eagle, Yawning Wolf, look around and grab anything that looks like it's usable.] The first two boys that had appeared nodded and ran off. [Running Elk, go hunting for some meat.] The third boy nodded and ran off as well. [Silent fox, check the fields for any food that might be left.] the girl nodded and headed off her way. [Stalking Bear, keep a look out to see if anyone comes this way.] He nodded. [I just hope he remembers me.] The old chief thought.

A few weeks later

Kasumi Tendo had just finished cleaning the kitchen, when she heard a knock at the door. :Who could that be? All Ranma's Fiancees know he's in school. Grandfather Happousai doesn't usually knock.: When she answered the door, five teens stood there, along with an old man that was as short as Happousai. "May I help you?" Kasumi asked.

The old man spoke. "I'm looking for a friend of mine named Hapousai, does he live here?"

"Yes, he's out right now, but he should be back soon. Would you like to come in?" The man nodded and walked in.

"Would the rest of you like to come in?" Kasumi asked when none of the five behind the old man had made a move. The old man motioned for them to come in and they finally filed in the house.

"There just a little shy right now. This is their first time in Japan." the old man commented.

After a few minutes Kasumi came out with some food. "Would you like something to eat?" She asked, only to get more silence from the five.

Finally, the door opened. "Wah Hoo! What a Haul!" A voice called.

"Grand father Happousai, you have some visitors!" She called back.

Happousai came into where they were all sitting. "Who?" he asked.

The old man appeared. "Happousai!" He called.

"Netima Sakima!" They both hugged each other and shook hands. "What are you doing here?" Happousai asked. The two went to talk in private.

[We're missing the Nascar races for this?] Yawning Wolf muttered to the rest of them. They all nodded.

The two old men walked back out. "Then it's settled, you and your grandchildren can live here." Happousai stated.

"But won't that Soun guy get mad?" Asked Netima.

"Not if I tell him."

"Ok everyone, we're staying here. Find a place to sleep." They looked around for a moment, then walked out to the back yard. They all began to pitch tents.

"Odd little ones you got there." Happousai muttered.

Finally night came and the family sat down to dinner. "Soun." Happousai started.

"Yes master? What have I done now? I'm sorry!" Genma in his panda form held up a sign. "I beg forgiveness!"

"No, no, nothing like that." The old man told them. "An old friend of mine lost his home and he and I told him that he and his grandchildren can live here with us."

"What!?" yelled Soun.

"I knew you'd understand."

"Yes, master."

"Good. I'll call them in so you can meet them. Netima!"

The old man and his company filed in. "I am Netima Sakima, and these are my grandchildren as well as his students."

The one in the headdress spoke first. "I am Soaring Eagle."

Next was the one in the wolf mask. "I am Yawning Wolf, and this is my sister Silent Fox." He said, pointing at the girl next to him with the fox claw on her neck.

"I am Running Elk." the boy with the elk horns said.

"And I am Stalking Bear," said the last one. They looked at the people at the table.

Silent Fox looked at Ranma. "Mawocke!" She cried.

Ranma looked shocked, "No, I'm Ranma." He told her.

"Mawocke!" she cried again.

"Mawocke?" he asked. A cheer rose from the other Indians.

"Congratulations!" Soaring Eagle cried.

"Why, what's going on?" asked Ranma.

"You just agreed to marry Silent Fox."

"What?!" Yelled Ranma. This being the onlything he had time to say before Akane knocked him unconcious. Ranma you jerk!